I wish to paint humors albeit probably an HR violation image that I think only a dog person such as your self could visualize the entire painful ramifications of this.

Our puppy (Hemi the flying poodle) is at that stage where she jumps up and grabs everything with her sharp tiny puppy teeth.

You know what this is like, you are trying to put on socks and shoes and she keeps running off with your socks.  Or actually pulling on them as your toes slide into the (OUCH!)

You know what this is like you are stepping out of the shower and she is playing tug of war with the towel you are trying to dry your self with. 

Then suddenly she starts jumping for other things that are hanging down and.  Next thing you know your wife is rolling on the floor with her makeup streaked across her cheeks in howls of laughter.  Of course your howling as well but it ain't laughter.

Now mind you there were no emergency runs to the hospital, and future performance isn't going to be an issue. 

Primarily the only thing really hurt was my pride, but it's off set by the visual of my wife almost falling to the floor with laughter. 

So how goes your Friday morning?